10 Brilliant Shake-ups For Gaming's Biggest Franchises

Sometimes long-running franchises need major changes to remain relevant. Luckily, G.I.'s resident idea man is on the case.

Sequels are often seen as the safe bet in the video game industry; a recognizable name guarantees more sales than a fresh-faced IP, not to mention the added safety that a proven gameplay formula provides. However, if a series goes on for too long, that familiarity can become a detriment – once players think they know what to expect from a franchise, even big changes can go ignored.

That's why sometimes a drastic shake-up is in order, and if you need an example of that, look no further than Nintendo. Wait, what? No, that's right – Nintendo.

Sure, Nintendo's mustachioed plumber has spent 30+ years on the same doomed quest to "rescue" Princess Peach from her "captor" Bowser (accept it, Mario: they're having an affair). However, Odyssey has Mario running around normal human cities* and possessing inanimate objects with his hat – which is now sentient, and possibly an agent of Satan (a conspiracy I cracked not long ago). And don't even get me started on the straight-up bonkers XCOM-style strategy game Ubisoft is working on. What the heck is in the Mushroom Kingdom's water supply?

Regardless, you can't argue with the results: Super Mario Odyssey won a ton of best-in-show awards at this year's E3, and Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle received no shortage of praise either. Clearly drastic changes are the key to reinvigorating an apathetic fan base. The real question is how do you shake up a series?

It takes a certain kind of mad genius to come up with so-crazy-it-has-to-work ideas, but luckily for the video game industry, I do it all the time! Whether it's crafting the perfect headline, or imposing brilliant New Year's resolutions on other people, I'm always up for sharing my special talents. Helping gaming's biggest franchises out of their respective ruts would be my pleasure...well, I guess it would actually be everyone's pleasure since we'd all be playing the awesome games I've come up with, but either way, you're welcome!

The Franchise: Call of Duty
The Problem: It's still a shooter!
The Shake-up: Ditch the shooting (duh)
No franchise gets more guff than Call of Duty. Activision's veteran FPS series has gone from the beaches of Normandy to shooting robots on alien planets, and yet gamers still accuse it of being the "exact same game" every year. So what can COD possibly do to convince all the too-cool-for-school haters out there that this year's installment is actually DIFFERENT?

Considering the fact that it's named Call of Duty: WWII, probably nothing. However, that's why next year's installment should go in a completely different direction. Picture this: The world is on the brink of a global war the likes of which has never been seen. Your task? To make sure it stays that way. As an elite U.S. ambassador, you must lead the United Nations through tenuous peace talks in hopes of staving off armed conflict. Forget the typical eight-hour COD campaign – you'll be playing your way through daylong meetings in real-time, for months on end! Whether you're issuing sanctions or proposing General Assembly resolutions, every course of action you take will have to go through the proper channels. Given Call of Duty's massive budget, the game could capture even the smallest of details, like a QTE to nod along as a translator conveys your lunch preference to other ambassadors – better act fast, or you'll be stuck with the salad!

And if you're thinking about sabotaging the peace process in hopes of getting on the battlefield, think again; while war is certainly a possible outcome, you'll be stuck in your office doing reams of paperwork while NPCs carry out the fight. Have fun accounting for the breakdown in diplomatic relations!

The Franchise: Mass Effect
The Problem: Even with a new cast and solar system, Andromeda felt stale
The Shakeup: Go back in time
BioWare had a herculean task in following up Shepard's saga, and when the space dust finally settled, Andromeda just couldn't live up to the legacy. Not only were the characters and conversations less interesting, the thrill of exploring new alien worlds had lost some of its magic as well. Now with Anthem on the horizon, Mass Effect's role in the BioWare library is more unclear than ever before.

That's why BioWare needs to really shake things up. The solution? Ditch the distant alien worlds and take a new crew of intrepid explorers back to the dawn of the 19th century.

The logistics aren't really important – maybe your ship flies into a tear in the space-time continuum, or aliens zap you with some kind of newfangled time ray. Regardless, you end up in the burgeoning United States of America, and must help guide the founding fathers to prosperity, all while concealing your true identities as intergalactic spacemen (have fun explaining the krograns on your crew!). Sure, you can still zap the occasional red coat with your laser blaster – just make sure there aren't any witnesses, or they may run off and tell the town crier.

Just think of all the opportunities this time period offers the Mass Effect formula: interesting characters, gravely important decisions with far-reaching consequences, and plenty of uninhabited lands to explore. The only thing missing is more aliens – until you realize that all the government figures you're interacting with are actually lizard men disguised as humans. It's a popular conspiracy theory that seems more plausible every day...

The Franchise: Watch Dogs
The Problem: Nobody thinks hackers are cool
The Shake-up: Take the title LITERALLY
Ubisoft's open-world IT sim series has always gotten mixed reviews, but one criticism has remained unanimous: the main characters are super lame! From the gruff mope Aiden Pearce to the hipster millennial Marcus Holloway, the verdict is in: No one wants to play as character who is constantly on their stupid smartphone.

Even if Ubisoft could craft a character that isn't a lame stereotype, hackers just aren't cool or likable people. That's why the next protagonist shouldn't be a people at all – it's time to go literal watch dog.

If you think about it, playing as a canine makes perfect sense. Not only does it make good on the title of the series, but people love dogs! Granted, you'd have to throw out virtually all of the main gameplay mechanics (or would you?). But playing as a guard dog would offer an entirely new suite of abilities, such as peeing on things, dry-humping anything that's close to the ground, and smelling other dogs' butts (which would function like detective vision in most games, but only lead you to dog butts). Naturally all of the controller's face buttons would be devoted to different barks and growls, since that's what a watch dog does best – no more groanworthy dialogue!

The Franchise: Doom
The Problem: Needs more retro appeal
The Shake-up: Go SUPER retro
Make no mistake, id Software's recent Doom reboot was a resounding success. It captured the breakneck pace and manic action of classic entries, while delivering the topnotch visuals of modern triple-A shooters. The only problem? It was TOO successful – how the hell is id going to top that for the next installment?

As I see it, there's really only one option that makes any sense at all – id has to go SUPER retro. I'm talking 8-bit Atari retro. Pixel graphics were the only thing missing from the new reboot, and by going back to the 8-bit era, id can't be accused of not trying something new. To help, I've made a mock-up of an in-game screenshot.

However, a cool art aesthetic isn't enough – in order to really make it a throwback masterpiece, id will have to make the code small enough to actually fit on an old Atari cartridge. Of course they'll also want to include all of the features players have come to expect from the series – gory kill sequences, customizable weapons, enemy variety, blistering multiplayer, a map creator with online sharing functionality, etc. But they're smart guys over there, so I'm sure they'll figure it out. Speaking of retro...

The Franchise: Pac-Man
The Problem: Big P's pellet-munching shtick is so old
The Shake-up: Make him a f---ing triangle
Few video game franchises are as old as Pac-Man – or as stale. Bandai Namco has done an admirable job trying to continually evolve its ghost-gobbling cash cow, but let's face it: When you can play a game in a google search, the thrill is gone.

In order for Pac-Man to grab the attention of gamers again, he needs drastic makeover, and this time a bow and some lipstick ain't going to cut it.**

That's why Bandai Namco should transform Pac-Man into a mother-pucking TRIANGLE. It's another classic shape (just ask the Egyptians), and way cooler than a lame-o square. A triangle Pac-Man would also present all kinds of awesome possibilities; he could point in the direction he's heading (very useful for navigational purposes), and stab ghosts with his sharp corners. He could even spin around and grind through walls – whatever floats your boat, pervert.

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*Seriously, what's the deal with that? I assumed all humans would look like Mario, but now we know he's some kind of cartoony freak in a universe full of normal-looking people. If that doesn't terrify you out, IT SHOULD. (back to top)
**What, you thought "Ms." Pac-Man was a different character? Wake up, sheeple! (back to top)

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